Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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