she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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