Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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