you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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