I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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