Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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