We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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