Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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