Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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