Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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