Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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