You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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