we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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Pants are for mortals
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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