Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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