people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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