absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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