What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's blow job season.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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