Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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