But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
How's your threesome situation going?
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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