I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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