is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Did I show you my penis last night?
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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