He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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