Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We were destined to go to rehab together
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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