There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
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I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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