I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize