So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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