How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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