Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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