Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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