dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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