i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Terrible idea I love it
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