worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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