dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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