tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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