i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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