i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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