To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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