It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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