ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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