Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
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I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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