What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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