KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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