turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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