Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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