apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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