We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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