So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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