My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So vagazzling was a success
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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