I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
All the doctor said was why
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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