I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
third nipple confirmed
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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